I have made a few observations about Malaysia so far, but they're not judgments, they're observations. While things may seem backwards and chaotic, everything works and flows and people still go about their way.

1. No cold water. This is the toughest one so far. Everything is served luke-warm.

2. Drive wherever you want. Literally. If there's pavement, just drive on it. If not, drive on the grass.

3. I saw a family of 4 people on a motor-scooter on the highway.

4. Cemeteries on hill-sides.

5. Everyone stares at you like they're never seen a white person before and they want to kill you.

6. If it's not your land, you're entitled to throw garbage on it.

7. Traffic laws are more like traffic maybes.

8. Everything is locked and gated.

9. I showered in the middle of a bathroom. Quite bizarre, but again, it works so why not?

10. No cold water. (As you can tell this pisses me off to NO avail)

More to come, I've been writing them down in my trusty kitten notebook.

Kevin